WAX IMPRESSION -- India suffered the most widespread electrical power outage in its history, causing 500 trains to screech to a halt, some in tunnels. There was an immediate shortage of candles, suddenly the sole light source. One Microsoft tech support employee was spotted beside a Delhi freeway on-ramp holding up a sign that said "Will Explain Windows 8 for a flashlight."
NO BUSINESS LIKE IT -- Preliminary talks are underway for a Broadway musical based on the life of Cher. If all goes as planned, the book will be written by Cher with music by Elton John and financing from the AMA. It's tentative title is "Feathers, Beads and Sutures: A Salute to Reconstructive Surgery."
WOOF WOOF -- An enterprising young dog breeder is allowing tourists to exercise her dogs in New York's Central Park and charging them $15 an hour for the privilege. Kind of reminds me of an escort service I once availed myself of during my bachelor days. They also cost $15 an hour and they were dogs.
LIKE THIS -- AARP has launched a new social network designed for the 50% of Americans over 50 who are computer savvy. It's a lot like Facebook with different terminology. For instance, instead of a wall, users post photos and messages on something that looks like an "Early Bird" menu and instead of being "friended," you're "geezered."
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