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Plastic surgeons now warn that breast implants may not last as long as previously thought.  They have discovered that over time, the implants separate leaving a gap -- an area the doctors call "silicone valley."

Newsweek Magazine ran a computer-generated image of Princess Di on its cover that shows how she would have looked today.  They got the idea from Rolling Stone Magazine that recently ran a photo of Keith Richards showing how he would look had he lived.

L.A. Lakers hoop wizard Ron Artest has gone above the heads of his employers and petitioned the federal court to change his name to "Metta World Peace."  Before you condemn Lakers management for caving in too soon, his first choice was "Metta Mucil."

Police in Whittier, CA charged a man and his son with using their pit bull as a deadly weapon in an attempted holdup.  According to eye witnesses, they failed because they couldn't make the dog stay in his holster until needed.

The new Teriyaki Turkey Burger at Carl's Jr. has been a big hit, but it may have to be removed from the menu.  It's just too labor-intensive getting the turkeys to run through the teriyaki sauce. 

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