STONED --Over fifty ancient Aztec skulls were unearthed by archaeologists at Mexico City's Templo Mayor. Most have been authenticated as dating between 1325 and 1521 except one that bears a suspiciously uncanny resemblance to Keith Richards.
PHILLY PHEED -- Philadelphia's Museum of Natural Sciences recently hosted a $100 per plate dinner that featured "Cuisine From the Collection" including crickets,
worms, seaweed, farm-raised python, buffalo and jackrabbit. In keeping with the wildlife theme, diners were allowed to tip in roots, dried bark, and bat droppings.
ICE AIR -- Rather than prosecute illegal aliens from Mexico, the government is flying them back over the border without costly legal proceedings. Several have filed lawsuits against the INS. Seems they flew them back on American and their
seats came loose while they were handcuffed to them.
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