McDOWN DOG -- An unusually alert chemist working for the FDA noticed that a chemical listed as one of the ingredients in McDonald's McRib sandwich is also found in the formula for yoga mats. Bravo for Micky-Doo. It's the first time a fast food giant has offered a menu item that, when sewn together, can help a customer lose weight.
IN PEACE AND WAR -- Is nothing sacred? First the Secret Service and now an FBI agent has been disciplined for frequenting known prostitutes when visiting non-U.S. soil. In defense of the special agent who tried to act within the Bureau's guidelines -- he only engaged hookers who bore a striking resemblance to J. Edgar Hoover.
BZZZZZ -- IKEA has distributed a catalogue throughout the Middle East which is a mirror image of their regular catalogue except for the omission of women models. Well, almost all women. In the hobby section, one is shown using the solid pine, easy-to-assemble bee hive hutch wearing a bee-keepers mask.
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