Iraqi on the street. Now all the problems you'd expect are emerging. They've discovered what's in a double Whopper with cheese... they call French Fries "weapons of mass destruction"... and they've tried to topple the statue of Ronald McDonald.
CODE NAME: JAYBAMA Three new SNL cast members debuted, among them Jay Pharoah who was hired to replace Fred Armisen as the house Obama. Everyone sensed a change was in the works a month ago when producer Lorne Michaels requested Secret Service protection for Jay.
CHRISTIAN WARDROBE -- Tom and Katie Cruise's daughter Suri has been enrolled in an ultra-exclusive Southern California Catholic grammar school that counts Madonna and Lady Gaga among its former students. It's run by an obscure French order of nuns -- the Little Sisters of Saint Laurent.
SUDS 'N' STUDS -- Nine Vietnamese women and a Malaysian car wash owner were arrested after suspicious vice officers discovered that customers qualified for free sex after nine punches on their Subway-style proof-of-visits card. Further investigation revealed that a customer could request a free condom as well by asking for "extra Armor All."
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