TUESDAY, January 10, 2012

Former Chicago Bull net star and occasional cross-dresser Dennis Rodman is about to take a job coaching a woman's basketball team that plays topless.  Actually, he received two job offers -- one from the Jacksonville Jigglers and the one from his new employer, the Houston Hooters.

Carnival's upcoming summer cruise "Tides of Torture" will visit Caribbean islands while passengers attend vampire seminars and watch the top slasher films.  As you might expect, the Midnight Buffet will offer an extremely limited
beverage menu -- Type O, Type B and Type B Positive.   

Jonathan Duhamel, the world's number one poker champion, told police his home was invaded by a stranger who assaulted him before escaping into the night.  Apparently, he got so used to saying "hit me" somebody finally did.

Kim Kardashian is being picketed by Human Rights groups after it became known that her designer clothing company employs Chinese children as seamstresses.  And right after she had to return those 377 Singer sewing machines along with the rest of the wedding gifts.   

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