It's remarkable these days how people who retire are able to reinvent themselves and find new careers. Like the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade had two new floats this year -- Larry King and Regis Philbin.
The Food and Drug Administration is being careful to use the $600 million Congress gave them to expose Big Tobacco wisely. So far, they've pointed out that Joe Camel isn't cool. In fact, he's not even a camel -- he's a dromedary.
In "The Descendants," now playing in theaters, George Clooney is a member of one of Hawaii's richest family. In fact, they're so rich they don't even have a regular doorbell. When someone comes to the door, Don Ho opens it and sings "Tiny Bubbles."
World Physicists have added three new elements to the Periodic Table which join elements like carbon and aluminum. One of the new ones is even harder than a diamond. Kobe Bryant has already had a ring for his wife made out of it.
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