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WEDNESDAY, October 19, 2011

After losing Gatorade, AT&T, Gillette and others who all bailed when his marital infidelities came to light, Tiger Woods is ecstatic over his new endorsement deal with Rolex high-end timepieces.  His first TV commercial will be for the new Rolex Oyster Philanderer.

After years of turning down thousands of Cuban immigrants living in Miami, the State Department has relaxed restrictions on Americans visiting Cuba.  Which may not mean much to you, but Luci Arnaz can now visit the statue of her dad in Havana's Plaza de Ricky Ricardo.

This year's Nobel Prize winners impressed the judges with a theory that our planet is heading for a life-ending cataclysmic explosion.  They came up with their hypothesis after careful study of the earth's melting crust, the expansion of volcanic gasses and Mel Gibson's divorce.

Gibson Guitar CEO  Henry Juszkiewicz condemned federal agents for charging his company with using wood illegally obtained.  It's the worst thing to happen to Gibson since termites found in the drying kiln were traced to the CEO of Fender.  
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