FRI, SAT, SUN, October 21, 22, 23, 2011

Second Amendment activists in Georgia filed a federal lawsuit to affirm their right to carry their guns in church.  Their crack team of NRA constitutional lawyers claim to have supporting biblical quotes from Matthew, Mark, Smith and Wesson.

Bruce Willis is doing another "Die Hard" sequel, but longtime fans may notice some subtle plot adjustments to accommodate his advancing years.  For instance, there's still a heart-pounding chase scene -- but this one takes place on a wheel-chair ramp at a Veteran's Administration rehab clinic.

You know, kids are really inventive.  Some of the cleverest discovered that they can soak Gummy Bears in vodka to munch in front of unsuspecting parents.  Which might explain the growing popularity of the Betty Ford Day Care Center.

Congress is considering a bill banning over-the-counter asthma inhalers because they contribute to air pollution.   The government is getting too touchy about what goes into our lungs.  Did you know you can't even give someone mouth-to-mouth resuscitation without a special permit from the EPA?

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