MONDAY, October 24, 2011

The World Series Texas Rangers/St. Louis Cardinals match up is heading for the lowest TV ratings in history.   Network executives are so desperate to attract
viewers, they've even considered inviting Roseanne Barr to sing the National Anthem.

Hard to believe that the Facebook virtual game "Farmville" is being made into a major motion picture.  Harder to believe a porno version has been available
for some time -- "Debbie Does Old McDonald."

The U.S. Justice Department has instructed the F.B.I. to begin closing down medical marijuana dispensaries operating in California.  They'll begin with a popular
chain co-owned by Cheech, Chong, Willie Nelson and Woody Harrelson called "Dooby World." 

A Detroit man used his nine-year old daughter as his "designated driver" after he removed himself from behind the wheel drunk.  Could have been a lot worse. 
If they were in Mississippi, the girl would have been his wife.

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