TUESDAY, October 25, 2011

Will and Jada Smith have been offered a part-ownership of the Philadelphia 76ers.  According to reliable NBA insiders, it's part of a carefully crafted plan to lure Jack Nicholson away from the Lakers.

A panel of physicians and psychologists recommended that New York's Governor Andrew Cuomo approve state-paid sex change operations.  If  you thought Rent Control was bad, wait 'til the government controls your private parts.

Hard hit by the sinking economy, Medford Oregon's Rogue Valley International Airport has sought permission to place paid ads on their control tower.   The air controllers recently rejected a substantial offer from "No-Doz" to have the product tattooed on their forehead.

Queen Elizabeth is on a tour of Australia.  During her historic visit Down Under she'll meet with the Prime Minister to discuss the repatriation of aboriginal tribes, the establishment of a new Royal Navy training base in Perth and a Ladyship for Olivia Newton-John. 

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