FRI, SAT, SUN, December 2, 3, 4, 2011

Completing his military training in Arizona, Britain's Prince Harry rented a Harley and biked across the dessert to Las Vegas.  Universal has already optioned the rights to the film they plan to call "Harry of Arabia." 

Lady Gaga has released her first Christmas album of holiday favorites.  Her penchant for wearing meat products is reflected in a few of the cuts like "Oh, Little Armor Star of Bethlehem"... "I'm Dreaming of a White Castle Christmas" and "Fillet Ride."

The Indian Ministry of Commerce has opened its doors to supermarkets already successful in other countries.  They have a big advantage in India.  When a computer in the check-out line breaks down, the tech support people are right there among the shoppers. 

You can now avoid banks by opening a debit card account with Wal-Mart.  They're even offering a premium for first-time customers who sign up for their MoneyCard -- a free pass to watch them unload the cargo containers from China.    

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