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MONDAY, May 16, 2011

Those confiscated videos showing Osama bin Laden wrapped in a blanket watching a 10-inch black and white TV shocked most Americans.  Actually, he ordered cable eight years ago and had been sitting there waiting for the installer to show up.

The dissolution of the fairy tale Schwartznegger-Shriver marriage should actually have occurred over ten years ago.  All this time, she thought he was saying “I vant a deep voice.”

An ice cream shop in London will soon offer a flavor that mimics human breast milk.  Let’s hope it sells better than last year’s ill-fated Ben & Jerry’s “Pamela Anderson Cookie Dough.”

A new study indicates that people who are obese have a difficult time achieving satisfaction when having sex.  It appears that most of them have so many folds, they only think they’re having sex.

New research indicates that fish oil, long thought to be a healthy dietary supplement, may not be so beneficial after all.  Worse, it seems to cause some users to think it’s normal to urinate in their swimming pools.

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