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WEDNESDAY, May 18, 2011

Ex-California governor Arnold Schwarznegger now admits that he fathered a child with a member of his household staff before he became governor.  Apparently, while he was pumping iron he was also pumping someone ironing.

After forty five years of Never Walking Alone, Jerry Lewis will step aside as host of the annual Muscular Dystrophy telethon.  Thank $100-a-barrel oil.  Just maintaining his hair was cutting into the research funds.

Multiple-divorcee Marie Osmond has decided to re-marry her first husband whom she married because she thought he looked like Donny Osmond.  This time she’s marrying him because his bank account looks like Donald Trump’s.

Manila’s Catholics recently staged a “circumcision party” for recent converts to the faith.  According to several eye-witnesses, they had more snippets left over than Joan Rivers, Cher and Phyllis Diller combined.

Taking a page from Hugh Hefner’s play book, Paul McCartney who is 68, is engaged to marry a girl who is 51.  He’s already re-written the 60s Beatles hit he now calls “When I’m 104.”

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