DUTCH TREAT -- A Dutch University lecturer was relieved of his duties after a porn video was broadcast campus-wide along with his lecture. He couldn't deny the video had been shot in Holland. All the guys were wearing nothing but wooden shoes.
THEOLOGICAL THREADS -- Pat Robertson was asked whether people who buy clothes at Goodwill can inherit evil spirits lurking within the fabric. He assured the questioner that the only way clothes can bring hell's eternal damnation is if the buyer falls into the Gap.
MONKEY SLAPPED -- Known for its popular courses in sex education, Allegheny College now has two masturbation instructors on staff. Part of recent attempts by the administration to make their sex classes more "hands on."
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