WEDNESDAY, November 2, 2011

McDonald's is planning to reintroduce the once-popular McRib Sandwich at most of its
franchises.  It's part of a new program designed to insure that no animal parts go to waste.  In the
coming months, watch for the "McUdder"  and the "McHoof."

L.A. firemen were called out to extinguish a blaze at the famed Magic Castle, the well-known
headquarters of the world's leading magicians.  Three firefighters were treated for smoke
inhalation, two were levitated and one was sawed in half.

China's Ministry of Culture issued a blanket ban on all reality TV programming deemed to be
"overly entertaining."  First to go was the widely popular "Survivor:Taiwan" in which contestants
voted off the island were shot.

According to a census of the earth commissioned by the United Nations, the world is now the
home of seven billion human beings.  And do you think I can get just one of them to show up and
install my new cable TV?

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