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THURSDAY, November 10, 2011

Speculation among royal-watchers in London is that Prince William's new wife Kate Middleton may be with child.  No confirmation from the palace, but tell-tale signs persist.  The couple recently hired a morning sickness lady-in-waiting. 

To curb the spiraling stats on pregnancy and STDs, New York now issues middle school students a life-style "risk card."  Risks include heavy petting . . .  pre-marital sex. . . oral copulation . . . and enrolling at Penn State. 

Chanel has debuted a new perfume entitled "Jersey."  Some may find the new fragrance vaguely familiar.  It smells like Chanel No. 5 that's had a body floating in it.

The CIA monitors five million tweets a day looking for suspicious communications.  They're constantly on the alert for buzz words that could mean trouble --  like "bomb". . . "Allah" . . . "jihad". . . "I.E.D.". . . "Snooki. . .

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