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WEDNESDAY, November 30, 2011

Former "American Idol" winner Ruben Stoddard has been dropped by his wife of three years.  From now on, he plans to marry Kardashians.  He figures if his marriages aren't gonna last, he'd rather have a lifetime of great sex compressed into a couple of months.

A study on urban living shows that rich people walking from room-to-room in their over-sized mansions often forget what they were doing.  Except when they're banished to the den for getting caught doing it with the maid.

A study by Triple A shows that hybrid automobiles are in far fewer accidents than gasoline-powered vehicles.  The difference is attributed to their smaller size, slower speed and when a driver's heart pacemaker suddenly quits on him, the car's battery automatically kicks in. 

According to the danger list issued annually by "World Against Toys Causing Harm,"  the "Samurai "Mega-Blade from Power Rangers is this year's most dangerous toy -- barely edging out the second place finisher, "Let's Play Coach" from Penn State Toys & Games.

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