FRI, SAT, SUN, November 4, 5, 6, 2011

Friends and relatives were shocked when Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from her husband of seventy-two days, Kris Humphries.   Some welcome news, though, for guests who bought gifts.  The couple was registered at "Bed, Bath & If It Doesn't Last Beyond 90-Days You Get a Refund."

A Polish airline pilot is being hailed as a hero after he belly-landed his disabled jetliner in Warsaw.  Setting down there wasn't his first choice but air controllers convinced him that he'd run short of fuel before reaching the Hudson River.

Lindsay Lohan has agreed to appear nude in Playboy Magazine for $1 million.  She did impose a few conditions, though.  The centerfold has to be arranged in such a way that one of the staples covers her ankle bracelet.

Four men aged 65 to 73 were arrested in Gainesville, Florida and charged with domestic terrorism.  Seems they were plotting to destroy the national headquarters of A.A.R.P. using pipe bombs stuffed with Metamucil.

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