The American Heart Association warns that teens should cut down on their salt intake to avoid high blood pressure. Good luck. Mention hypertension to the average teen and he’ll say “Oh, are they on tour?”
Again last week, disaster hit the set of Broadway‘s “Spiderman” when a cast member dropped 30 feet into the orchestra pit. The theater now posts a color-coded threat level warning over the marquee.
A recent survey shows that 36% of children under twelve own a smart phone. Yesterday, I saw a bumper sticker that said “My Kid’s Smart Phone Made the Honor Roll at St. Patrick’s Elementary.”
Doctors warn that children exposed to incense in the home face a greater risk of asthma. Makes sense. The average tech support operator at Microsoft loses 13 workdays a year due to second-hand incense.
Reality chef Juan Carlos Cruz, serving nine years for hiring a hit man to kill his wife, is adapting well to prison life. Already, he’s authored an inmate cookbook entitled “101 Ways to Prepare Slop.”
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