;

TUESDAY, March 29, 2011

Visitors were evacuated and the doors to the snake house at the Bronx Zoo locked after a cobra escaped from its cage.  Keepers tried to coax the reptile out of hiding by playing the sounds of a wounded faun, a female cobra in heat and an ambulance siren.
 
The new Tiger Woods mobile phone app is his most useful yet.  Along with a quick putting tip, the app causes the entire phone, when left unattended with a porn text clearly visible, to be rendered invisible to the owner’s wife or girl friend.

A North Carolina legislator has proposed a bill to declare stock car racing the official state sport.  If passed, it will join “red” as the official state neck color and “barefoot” as the official word for pregnant.

R & B icon Chris Brown recently went postal during an interview on “Good Morning America,” tossing a chair through a window.  If that weren’t bad enough, Dianne Sawyer  was sitting in it at the time.

*  Brown threw the chair after interviewer Robin Roberts repeatedly referred to Rihanna, the girl Brown was charged with beating up.  Bad six months for Chris.  He went from Chris Brown to Bobby Brown to Bobby Knight.
There was an error in this gadget

Click here to add theme music to your reading experience...

The Laugh Makers on YouTube

Loading...

THE LAUGH MAKERS: A Leonard Maltin "Top 20" Year End Pick!

DOLORES HOPE MEDLEY

DOLORES HOPE "Silver Bells" (with Bob)

BOB HOPE'S 1983 U.S. COLLEGE CAMPUS TOUR: Your Alma Mater Here?

"Having spent twenty years writing for the indefatigable Bob Hope, and traveling all over the world, Bob Mills is well qualified to salute the famous corps of gag men who kept the comedian knee-deep in jokes. These first-hand recollections summon up the final phase of Hope’s career—and the end of the trail for an entire brand of show business."

http://www.leonardmaltin.com/2009YearEndBookSurvey.htm

Even Animals Love "THE YouTube WORLDWIDE NEWS"!

THE LAUGH MAKERS is now on KINDLE! (And Kindle equipped devices)

Download THE LAUGH MAKERS to your Kindle within one minute (for $2.99) by clicking on this link:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0041D9EPO

And if you're not yet a Kindle owner, when you purchase your new lower-priced Kindle with a capacity of 3500 books, be sure to sign up for our daily blog so you won't miss one issue of the web's most entertaining and insightful comments on the day's events... or a single serialized installment of THE LAUGH MAKERS. Order your Kindle today!


WakiLeaks: History Declassified 2000 (Vol. One) is now available on Kindle for $2.99

Compiled from Bob's newsletter "Funnyside Up" published in 2000. This is a yuck and chuckle-filled stroll down memory lane to a time before the Bush administration had inflicted its damage -- a time before the search for WMDs and Osama bin Laden. See what we were laughing at back then, who was in the news and who had yet to enter rehab -- which NFL stars had yet to do time in the Gray Bar Hotel.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004IZLXIQ