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MONDAY, March 27, 2011

Los Angeles staged a mock drill to determine if its first responders are ready for “the Big One.”   Not an earthquake -- the danger the city will face when Charlie Sheen wakes up and learns he blew $2 million an episode. 

The new series on the National Geographic Channel,“Inside the Secret Service,“  is so realistic, you have to wear an earpiece to hear it -- and that’s after you’ve applied for and been assigned a Secret Service code name.

Researchers have discovered that the major ingredient in the most effective men’s hair restorers may also cause erectile dysfunction.  So you have a definite choice now, gals.  Do you want him hairy or horny? 

World travelers are flocking to sample the new seats in Air New Zealand’s Business Class that convert to beds with room for two.  Initially,  it sounded like a good idea until they admitted that the pilot’s seat converts, too.

In his new book, "Red, My Uncensored Life in Rock," former Van Halen front man Sammy Hagar says he was abducted by aliens.   He offers some pretty convincing proof.  He insists that afterward, he switched from sniffing cocaine to sniffing Reese’s Pieces.
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