INS agents arrested a group of illegal aliens trying to march across the border disguised as Marine Corps recruits. The ruse came close to working, too, until an agent noticed they were singing “From the Halls of Montezuma’s Revenge… “
A condom manufacturer has begun printing advertisements. Mostly for intimacy products, but the student model displays the crest of the wearer’s alma mater and the warning: “Warranty Void If Stored In Wallet For Over One year.”
An increase in prescriptions is being credited for the recent 10% rise in Walgreen’s profits. Major reason for the spike is the decision of most major medical schools to include penmanship training.
For the first time in its history, a former sumo wrestler competed in the Los Angeles Marathon. Even more impressive, the runner collected $3,000 in endorsement fees for the Depends ad printed on his diaper.
The perjury trial of diamond legend Barry Bonds is now in full swing. Appearances aside, maybe not a good idea for Barry to have been playing liars dice with the bailiff during the prosecutor’s opening statement.
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