S.S. HOLD IT -- Disabled by an engine room fire, the Carnival cruise liner Triumph had to be towed to Progresso, Mexico while 3143 passengers made do with virtually no toilets or running water. Ever the marketing wizards, Carnival immediately scheduled a free evening of dinner, drinks, dancing and a show and titled it "Keopectate Night."
LET US PRAY -- According to a National Council of Churches survey, attendance at religious services in the U.S. has declined over the last ten years. Well, for most religions. Catholic church attendance actually increased -- if you count the lawyers and the process servers.
GREETER BEATER -- A Palm Beach Walmart shopper had to be restrained by police when he was spotted in the store's parking lot driving a battery-powered shopping cart erratically. After a breath test, he was charged with DUA -- driving under the influence of advertising.
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