If you thought the Tiger Woods divorce was a professional athlete's worst nightmare, prepare for the Kobe Bryant prenup-a-thon. With the cars, the houses and the country club memberships already on Vanessa's score card, Kobe's attorneys have advised him to get too attached to his tattoos.
The once proud and indomitable Chicago Bears were eliminated from the playoffs at the hands of the Green Bay Packers, 35-21. For some brighter numbers, former Bear wide receiver Sam Hurd may have his federal drug dealing penalties reduced from life to 75 years.
Anxious to preserve their dwindling core of loyal customers, America's major retail chains now have the most forgiving return policies in history. For example in one store, a shoplifter gets his choice of a new item or one returned by another shoplifter and refurbished.
Los Angeles School District Police are investigating a rash of burglaries in which only tubas were taken from high school music department storage lockers. The cops set up a giant sting operation focusing on German beer parlors and Bowl games.
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