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THURSDAY, December 22, 2011

Long feared as a crazed madman with his finger on the nuclear button, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il has died at age 69.  Despite his ruthless reputation, he did possess a unique sense of humor.  For instance, he pre-ordered his headstone to read:  "I told you I was Il."

Newt Gingrich says that if he becomes president, he'll have Supreme Court Justices arrested if they make decisions that threaten American values.  Is he kidding?  Only one man in history could do that -- J. Edgar Hoover.  Hasn't Newt seen the picture?

Exceeding all pre-publication expectations, Playboy Magazine's December issue featuring nude photos of Lindsay Lohan is breaking circulation records.  Lindsay is said to be so proud of her layout, so far she's shoplifted forty copies.

Rolls-Royce Motors in London is now selling a gold-plated model with a sticker price of $1.5 million.  The first American owner lives in Los Angeles and received it as a gift from her husband. Chances are that Mrs. Bryant will get to keep it in the divorce settlement.   
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