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MONDAY, February 13, 2012

Robert Wagner celebrated his 82nd birthday last week.  At a small gathering of family members, close friends, and executives from the reverse mortgage industry, Bob partied into the night and the best part -- nobody drowned in the pool. 

Jack in the Box has introduced a new menu item -- the Bacon-Flavored Milk Shake.  In their unending quest to best competitors, Jack's management rushed the announcement to beat the debut of McDonald's new French-Fry-Grease-Flavored Smoothie."

Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger have been signed to appear together in action-spy thriller scheduled for release later this year.   According to our inside sources, it will be titled 'Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Over the Hill Boxer, Aging Philanderer."

A woman in Great Britain has entered the Guinness Book of Records by eating nothing but chicken McNuggets for fifteen years.  She credits her success to the encouragement she received from her husband, Tom, and her triplet daughters "Peep," "Peep," and "Peep."  
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