Carl’s Jr. has debuted their new Foot-long Cheeseburger that weighs in at 850 calories, 45 fat grams and a whopping 2490 milligrams of sodium. These puppies are so salty, the City of Chicago drops them along the Loop to prevent freezing.
A recent study by the National Education Association found that 30% of America’s grammar school students have no knowledge of basic scientific principles. Half of them identified E=Mc2 as the symbol for two Big Macs.
Owners of the debt-ridden New jersey Devils have placed the team on the auction block. Blamed for the team’s pile of bills are high player salaries, a drop in attendance and the monthly royalties they have to pay Mel Gibson and Osama bin Laden for use of the name.
A gun-loving member of Utah’s legislature has proposed naming the Browning M1911 the state’s official firearm. If passed, the assault rifle will join the state’s official singers, Donny and Marie and its official comedian, Roseanne Barr.
Japan’s centuries-old national sport, Sumo Wrestling, has been rocked by scandal. The cheating was exposed when judges caught one of the portly practitioners wearing a corked diaper.
A recent study by the National Education Association found that 30% of America’s grammar school students have no knowledge of basic scientific principles. Half of them identified E=Mc2 as the symbol for two Big Macs.
Owners of the debt-ridden New jersey Devils have placed the team on the auction block. Blamed for the team’s pile of bills are high player salaries, a drop in attendance and the monthly royalties they have to pay Mel Gibson and Osama bin Laden for use of the name.
A gun-loving member of Utah’s legislature has proposed naming the Browning M1911 the state’s official firearm. If passed, the assault rifle will join the state’s official singers, Donny and Marie and its official comedian, Roseanne Barr.
Japan’s centuries-old national sport, Sumo Wrestling, has been rocked by scandal. The cheating was exposed when judges caught one of the portly practitioners wearing a corked diaper.
