Lacking real weapons, the Egyptian rioters are attacking the Army with anything they can lay their hands on -- sticks, bottles, stones. Yesterday, a corporal was winged by an unemployed belly dancer‘s castanet.
New York City will soon lay off 15,000 teachers. But they may not be unemployed for long. The NFL has announced it will conduct job interviews for qualified tutors to teach the new crop of draft picks how to read.
Animal rights activists threatened to picket a Tucson restaurant owner who announced he would serve lion meat tacos. The story gets even worse. Turns out he bought the lion from MGM who had to auction off their mascot to avoid bankruptcy.
A convict serving time in a South Carolina prison had his cell phone confiscated when guards found him using it to update his Facebook page. Facebook is the last thing you’d think someone in prison would need -- another wall.
Longtime Grand Ol’ Oprey regular Charlie Louvin strummed his final chords at age 83. In his honor, all the price tags on Minnie Pearl’s hat display were lowered to half-staff.
New York City will soon lay off 15,000 teachers. But they may not be unemployed for long. The NFL has announced it will conduct job interviews for qualified tutors to teach the new crop of draft picks how to read.
Animal rights activists threatened to picket a Tucson restaurant owner who announced he would serve lion meat tacos. The story gets even worse. Turns out he bought the lion from MGM who had to auction off their mascot to avoid bankruptcy.
A convict serving time in a South Carolina prison had his cell phone confiscated when guards found him using it to update his Facebook page. Facebook is the last thing you’d think someone in prison would need -- another wall.
Longtime Grand Ol’ Oprey regular Charlie Louvin strummed his final chords at age 83. In his honor, all the price tags on Minnie Pearl’s hat display were lowered to half-staff.
