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MONDAY, January 31, 2011

An enterprising Berlin dentist who outfitted her female staff with tight-fitting, rack-displaying smocks is doing land-office business.  One satisfied male patient described his recent appointment as “Hooters with Novocain instead of beer.”

Entomologists have discovered that the common bedbug found in many New York hotels has developed an immunity to pesticides.  And they’re getting much bolder, too -- there are reports that some of them have begun stealing soap.

Department of Defense officials touring China’s military sites were livid when they were shown China’s new $100 million stealth attack bomber.  They don’t mind Beijing having the bomber -- they’re mad because US dollars are paying for it.

The January issue of Playboy Magazine features a prominent photo of a Mississippi State co-ed completely nude.  In the caption, we learn that she’s a member of Ol’ Miss’s most popular sorority -- Centa Folda Pi.

A member of a Glasgow, Scotland mountain climbing club lost his footing on a sheer rock ledge and fell 1000 feet, suffering only superficial cuts and bruises.  Then, out-of-habit, the producers of “Batman” apologized.

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