Sixty percent of Americans do not believe the biblical story of Adam and Eve, but instead embrace Darwin’s theory of Evolution. That notwithstanding, many of them continue to have difficulty explaining how anything could have evolved into Snooki.
Mississippi drug agents arrested Brandi Favre, sister of Brett, and charged her with running a meth laboratory. Contacted by reporters, Brett feigned ignorance, telling them, “She told me she was studying Method Acting.”
Former Vice-President Dick Cheney told reporters that he thinks Obama will be a one-term president. Here’s a man who knows what he’s talking about. After all, he spent eight years just a mechanical heartbeat away from the Oval Office.
Facing massive budget-cuts in his city’s payroll, the mayor of Camden, New Jersey announced he’s laying off half the police department. Within hours of his announcement, seven Winchell’s Donuts declared bankruptcy.
According to a study conducted for the American Dental Association, seniors who lose their teeth are more prone to dementia. There’s good news, however, for those who lose them in a bar fight: dementia is the least of their problems.
Mississippi drug agents arrested Brandi Favre, sister of Brett, and charged her with running a meth laboratory. Contacted by reporters, Brett feigned ignorance, telling them, “She told me she was studying Method Acting.”
Former Vice-President Dick Cheney told reporters that he thinks Obama will be a one-term president. Here’s a man who knows what he’s talking about. After all, he spent eight years just a mechanical heartbeat away from the Oval Office.
Facing massive budget-cuts in his city’s payroll, the mayor of Camden, New Jersey announced he’s laying off half the police department. Within hours of his announcement, seven Winchell’s Donuts declared bankruptcy.
According to a study conducted for the American Dental Association, seniors who lose their teeth are more prone to dementia. There’s good news, however, for those who lose them in a bar fight: dementia is the least of their problems.
