New York’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg has proposed that street vendors be held to the same sanitation standards as restaurants. He’s right. Diners should be able to rest assured that food cart E.coli is as virulent as that found at the popular fast food chains.
Despite rumors to the contrary, close friends say that Charlie Sheen may marry his porn star girlfriend, Bree Olsen. Among the telltale signs -- they’re registered at “Bed, Bath and STD Screening.”
According to a study by the University of Minnesota, almost 10% of Super Bowl fans will leave the stadium legally too drunk to drive. And it gets worse. Out-of-towners will board a plane piloted by someone in the same condition.
Archeologists were astounded to find bones which they believe belonged to the earth’s first domesticated dog which lived almost 10,000 years ago. Even more astounding was the first fire hydrant found nearby.
According to records of the American Bar Association, the nation’s lawyer population dropped last year by 15%. Which is great news for vacationers. The surf will be 15% safer to swim in next summer.
Despite rumors to the contrary, close friends say that Charlie Sheen may marry his porn star girlfriend, Bree Olsen. Among the telltale signs -- they’re registered at “Bed, Bath and STD Screening.”
According to a study by the University of Minnesota, almost 10% of Super Bowl fans will leave the stadium legally too drunk to drive. And it gets worse. Out-of-towners will board a plane piloted by someone in the same condition.
Archeologists were astounded to find bones which they believe belonged to the earth’s first domesticated dog which lived almost 10,000 years ago. Even more astounding was the first fire hydrant found nearby.
According to records of the American Bar Association, the nation’s lawyer population dropped last year by 15%. Which is great news for vacationers. The surf will be 15% safer to swim in next summer.
