According to the World health Organization, China now leads the world in skyrocketing rates of STDs due to defective condoms. On a more positive note, they have the lowest incidence of MSG.
The Obama administration has abandoned the 400-mile long fence under construction along the US-Mexican border, claiming it was over-priced and ineffective. Looks like they’re resigned to the fact that if Americans want to cross over, they’ll cross over.
According to the latest stats from the Highway Safety Council, eighty-five percent of Americans now wear their seat belts while driving. And those over 75 leave their turn signal in the "on" position to announce that fact to other drivers.
The City of New York may soon require cabbies working in the Big Apple to wear bullet-proof vests -- and equip each cab with metal detectors disguised as Christmas tree air-fresheners.
Target will soon open twenty-one new stores in thirteen states. And at the request of the governor, those in Arizona will be renamed.
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