Barack Obama required twelve stitches on his lip after being injured while playing pick-up basketball with friends. The Secret Service agent closest to him resigned in disgrace, charged with refusing to take an elbow for the president.
Three teenage boys from an island off the coast of New Zealand were adrift in a rowboat for six weeks, surviving on nothing but one raw fish, a seagull and rainwater. Out of habit, Carnival Cruise Lines sent them a check for $5000 and an apology.
Responding to the public’s accusations of unnecessary groping by their employees, the TSA issued a warning to all male travelers to report any agent who asks you to turn your head and cough.
The FDA has banned all ingredients in artificial marijuana, warning users that the substances can cause nausea, dizziness, death and worse, an insatiable desire to wear polyester.
Following Hollywood’s insistence on remaking classics, Warner Brothers has announced it will take a crack at ’The Wizard of Oz.” PETA has already appealed to them to rename the Cowardly Lion the “Courage Challenged Lion.”
Three teenage boys from an island off the coast of New Zealand were adrift in a rowboat for six weeks, surviving on nothing but one raw fish, a seagull and rainwater. Out of habit, Carnival Cruise Lines sent them a check for $5000 and an apology.
Responding to the public’s accusations of unnecessary groping by their employees, the TSA issued a warning to all male travelers to report any agent who asks you to turn your head and cough.
The FDA has banned all ingredients in artificial marijuana, warning users that the substances can cause nausea, dizziness, death and worse, an insatiable desire to wear polyester.
Following Hollywood’s insistence on remaking classics, Warner Brothers has announced it will take a crack at ’The Wizard of Oz.” PETA has already appealed to them to rename the Cowardly Lion the “Courage Challenged Lion.”
