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FRI, SAT, SUN, November 12, 13, 14, 2010

As feared, New York’s infestation of bedbugs has reached the United Nations Building.  But it may not be as bad as it sounds.  In some Third World countries, bedbugs are referred to as “room service.”

According to stats compiled by the AKC, the most popular dog in the U. S. is the Labrador retriever.  Among specific groups, the most appealing dog among male college students is the last girl in the bar at closing time.

A new study shows that people who put family ahead of their career come out ahead.  Especially if their business is family-oriented...  like shoplifting, Medicare fraud, or welfare scamming.

Chinese computer scientists have developed a high-speed memory chip capable of 2,500 trillion calculations per second.  Only stumped once -- it’s been unable to correctly identify any of Nancy Pelosi’s original facial characteristics.

In response to the recent discovery that excessive use of laptop computers can damage the skin on the upper thighs, Toshiba has debuted their new “Cool Daddy 250” with a refillable radiator under the keyboard.

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THE LAUGH MAKERS: A Leonard Maltin "Top 20" Year End Pick!

DOLORES HOPE MEDLEY

DOLORES HOPE "Silver Bells" (with Bob)

BOB HOPE'S 1983 U.S. COLLEGE CAMPUS TOUR: Your Alma Mater Here?


"Having spent twenty years writing for the indefatigable Bob Hope, and traveling all over the world, Bob Mills is well qualified to salute the famous corps of gag men who kept the comedian knee-deep in jokes. These first-hand recollections summon up the final phase of Hope’s career—and the end of the trail for an entire brand of show business."

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WakiLeaks: History Declassified 2000 (Vol. One) is now available on Kindle for $2.99

Compiled from Bob's newsletter "Funnyside Up" published in 2000. This is a yuck and chuckle-filled stroll down memory lane to a time before the Bush administration had inflicted its damage -- a time before the search for WMDs and Osama bin Laden. See what we were laughing at back then, who was in the news and who had yet to enter rehab -- which NFL stars had yet to do time in the Gray Bar Hotel.

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