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FRI, SAT, SUN, October 22, 23, 24, 2010

The British ruling party cut the country’s military budget by a record 14% and the results are already starting to show.  Troops in the field are now sleeping in pup refrigerator cartons.

Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson may become our first Boxing Ambassador to China.  No word on whether he’ll give up his job voicing one of the Chipmonks on their annual Christmas album.

In his new movie “Hereafter,” Matt Damon is able to make contact with people who have died.  He told reporters he prepared for the part by studying Mick Jagger communicating with Keith Richards.

Newly uncovered fossil evidence indicates that the ferocious t.rex dinosaurs, when faced with starvation, may have cannibalized one another -- billions of years before the earliest lawyers picked up on it.

Health insurance rejections due to pre-existing conditions have risen 50% in the past three years.  Aside from illness and disease, sure turn downs include sweaty palms, excessive yawning and fear of public speaking.

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