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WEDNESDAY, October 20, 2010

Injuries including several concussions and a life-threatening spinal fracture marred NFL games last weekend.  Could be costly.  Three wide receivers can’t remember the numbers of their off-shore bank accounts. 

For the second straight year, there will be no Social Security cost of living increase.  But the Social Security Administration may have gone too far this time.  They even refused to grant Tiger Woods’ ex-wife a cost of alimony increase.

A vegetable grower in Florida has successfully grown a strain of red  celery by crossing green celery with a tomato.  The new variety of celery stalks not only look good, but they come in a Bloody Mary.

Under new CPR guidelines for treating sudden heart attacks, the AMA now recommends chest compressions only.  Mouth-to-mouth is still allowed, but only for recreational purposes.

GOP candidate Christine O’Donnell can’t wait for Halloween.  She figures millions of little girls going door-to-door dressed as witches extorting bribes from homeowners will remind voters that she’s running for the U.S. Senate. 

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