Some nuns in Baltimore will auction off a rare Honus Wagner baseball card that‘s a hundred years old. The highest price ever paid for a baseball card was $2.6 million -- for a rare Kate Hudson taken last year in a Manhattan hotel room.
... It had to happen sooner or later. Nuns were bound to stumble on easier ways to make money than bingo.
A recent study shows that the sensation of falling in love releases the same chemicals into the system as cocaine. And it‘s so much easier. You ever tried stuffing a loved one up your nose?
Since the engaged Maria Sharapova and Lakers guard Sasha Vujacic are high earners, they’ve agreed to draft a pre-nup. Very smart so far. The bad news is, they’re getting advice from Frank and Jamie McCourt.
... Interesting story here. Maria claims she knew she’d marry Vujacic when she drew his name one night while playing Scrabble with Kobe Bryant.
A movie about the Chilean miners could get expensive so CBS had a better idea. On their new reality series “Survivor: Chile,” 33 guys will spend two months underground just for a chance to get on Letterman.
McDonalds has announced that due to current economic conditions, they’ll raise their prices. Well, not really. They’ll reduce the cost of their ingredients so to them it will seem like they raised the prices.
A Longtime Bob Hope Joke Writer Presents Daily Insightful Topical Satire Of Current Events (Illustrated) Plus Rare Photos From Hollywood's Bygone Era And Excerpts From THE LAUGH MAKERS By Robert L. Mills -- Color Photos From the Book and Rare Classic Vintage Video Clips! Send Your Show Biz Questions to "ASK BOB" at: TheLaughMakers@GMail.com
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FRI, SAT, SUN, October 29, 30, 31
Now couples can fly from Auckland to LA on Air New Zealand’s new “Cuddle Class” -- three seats for the price of two that fold into a bed. Air marshals aren’t busy enough already, now they have to work vice.
Polls show that California’s Prop 19, the marijuana initiative, is heading for almost certain defeat. There hasn’t been this much opposition to legalizing grass since the introduction of AstroTurf.
A new study on compulsive behavior concludes that people addicted to gambling may not have to kick the habit to be cured. Skeptics claim the test sample wasn’t large enough -- they only studied Pete Rose.
According to industry insiders, Apple Computers is negotiating to purchase Facebook. Warning here. When you become as rich as Steve Jobs you may end up having to buy friends.
Arrested in Vancouver on outstanding U.S. arrest warrants, actor Randy Quaid asked Canadian officials for “refugee status.” However, he still faces charges of vandalism and criminal failure to apologize for 1990’s “Martians Go Home!”
Polls show that California’s Prop 19, the marijuana initiative, is heading for almost certain defeat. There hasn’t been this much opposition to legalizing grass since the introduction of AstroTurf.
A new study on compulsive behavior concludes that people addicted to gambling may not have to kick the habit to be cured. Skeptics claim the test sample wasn’t large enough -- they only studied Pete Rose.
According to industry insiders, Apple Computers is negotiating to purchase Facebook. Warning here. When you become as rich as Steve Jobs you may end up having to buy friends.
Arrested in Vancouver on outstanding U.S. arrest warrants, actor Randy Quaid asked Canadian officials for “refugee status.” However, he still faces charges of vandalism and criminal failure to apologize for 1990’s “Martians Go Home!”
THURSDAY, October 28, 2010
Orange County’s famous Crystal Cathedral has declared bankruptcy. Not that there weren’t plenty of warning signs. In last year’s Nativity scene, the baby Jesus was a rental.
Forbes Magazine named Michael Jackson the top-earning dead celebrity with $275 million. For the third consecutive year, Keith Richards edged out Andy Rooney for most profitable almost-dead celebrity.
A new marble sculpture outside Milan’s Stock Exchange by Italy’s most famous living artist, depicts a hand with its middle finger extended. The sculptor’s model was a New York cabbie.
Preparing for “The Big One,” California earthquake officials staged a practice drill called ‘The Great Shake Out” -- not to be confused with the government’s anti-terrorist drill “The Great Sheik Mohammad.”
The NBA has proposed a blanket reduction in players’ salaries by 33% -- prompting the top earners to draft an irate letter to NBA officials that stated “We’re not giving up a quarter of our income for anybody!”
Forbes Magazine named Michael Jackson the top-earning dead celebrity with $275 million. For the third consecutive year, Keith Richards edged out Andy Rooney for most profitable almost-dead celebrity.
A new marble sculpture outside Milan’s Stock Exchange by Italy’s most famous living artist, depicts a hand with its middle finger extended. The sculptor’s model was a New York cabbie.
Preparing for “The Big One,” California earthquake officials staged a practice drill called ‘The Great Shake Out” -- not to be confused with the government’s anti-terrorist drill “The Great Sheik Mohammad.”
The NBA has proposed a blanket reduction in players’ salaries by 33% -- prompting the top earners to draft an irate letter to NBA officials that stated “We’re not giving up a quarter of our income for anybody!”
WEDNESDAY, October 27, 2010
Barack Obama is reported to be furious with the Pentagon over the release of 400,000 classified documents by WikiLeaks. After several high-level meetings, the best solution the Joint Chiefs could come up with was -- Depends.
Fired NPR commentator Juan Williams signed a $2 million deal with Fox News -- after turning down a $1 million offer from CNN who wanted to team him with Rick Sanchez.
While explaining DNA evidence on TV, France’s Interior Minister said “genital fingerprints” instead of “genetic fingerprints.” Then he quickly denied that he was referring to Michael Jackson.
The Chilean miners are now faulting mine officials for refusing to send alcohol down to them to celebrate their rescue. They had to make do with the Jose Cuervo Gold they were able to hack out of the rock.
The High Court of Saudi Arabia has ruled that spousal abuse is legal as long as husbands leave no visible marks. Saudi lawyers call it the “Charlie Sheen Rule.”
Fired NPR commentator Juan Williams signed a $2 million deal with Fox News -- after turning down a $1 million offer from CNN who wanted to team him with Rick Sanchez.
While explaining DNA evidence on TV, France’s Interior Minister said “genital fingerprints” instead of “genetic fingerprints.” Then he quickly denied that he was referring to Michael Jackson.
The Chilean miners are now faulting mine officials for refusing to send alcohol down to them to celebrate their rescue. They had to make do with the Jose Cuervo Gold they were able to hack out of the rock.
The High Court of Saudi Arabia has ruled that spousal abuse is legal as long as husbands leave no visible marks. Saudi lawyers call it the “Charlie Sheen Rule.”
TUESDAY, October 26, 2010
Deported Russian spy Anna Chapman posed in her underwear for Maxim Magazine. FBI cryptographers suspect she may be sending hidden messages to other Soviet agents using the notch positions on her bra clasp.
The state of Nevada has the highest home foreclosure rate in the nation. On the plus side, when the Las Vegas Sheriff serves an eviction notice, you get two rolls of quarters and a buffet coupon.
Hours after being charged with domestic violence, former San Diego Charger Junior Seau plunged his Cadillac Escalade off a 30-foot cliff. First Tiger and now Junior. General Motors is promoting their luxury SUV as “the safest car for philandering athletes.”
A crazed pack of wolves from the Ukraine stalked a Moscow traffic officer and chased him for three miles. Could never happen in the U.S. Here, they chase ambulances.
Two Syrian youngsters -- a five-year old boy and a three-year old girl -- who met and fell in love while on vacation in Latakia have announced their engagement. Sure, like those May-December marriages ever work out.
The state of Nevada has the highest home foreclosure rate in the nation. On the plus side, when the Las Vegas Sheriff serves an eviction notice, you get two rolls of quarters and a buffet coupon.
Hours after being charged with domestic violence, former San Diego Charger Junior Seau plunged his Cadillac Escalade off a 30-foot cliff. First Tiger and now Junior. General Motors is promoting their luxury SUV as “the safest car for philandering athletes.”
A crazed pack of wolves from the Ukraine stalked a Moscow traffic officer and chased him for three miles. Could never happen in the U.S. Here, they chase ambulances.
Two Syrian youngsters -- a five-year old boy and a three-year old girl -- who met and fell in love while on vacation in Latakia have announced their engagement. Sure, like those May-December marriages ever work out.
MONDAY, October 25, 2010
The municipal workers strike in France has resulted in piles of uncollected trash littering the streets of Paris. There’s so much garbage behind the restaurants, rats from Great Britain are flocking there on gourmet dining tours.
The latest statistics on internet use shows that 7% of the nation’s infants under a year old have their own e-mail address. The most popular e-mail server among the pre-day care set is “drooling.com.”
City fathers in Guadalupe, Mexico have hired a 20-year old co-ed as their new Chief of Police. In her defense, she was a straight-A student majoring in Drug Cartel Eradication at Mexico City’s prestigious University of Pancho Villa.
A thirteen year old from Brooklyn, New York has been judged the nation’s fastest-texting teen. She successfully beat out 25,000 contestants by texting the lyrics to “Old McDonald Had a Farm.” 48.6% of the losers misspelled “e-i-e-i-o.”
Mexican police cornered a group of drug cartel members and were videotaped knocking their teeth out. Witnesses thought it started when one thug said, “I don’ got to show you no stinkin’ bicuspids!”
The latest statistics on internet use shows that 7% of the nation’s infants under a year old have their own e-mail address. The most popular e-mail server among the pre-day care set is “drooling.com.”
City fathers in Guadalupe, Mexico have hired a 20-year old co-ed as their new Chief of Police. In her defense, she was a straight-A student majoring in Drug Cartel Eradication at Mexico City’s prestigious University of Pancho Villa.
A thirteen year old from Brooklyn, New York has been judged the nation’s fastest-texting teen. She successfully beat out 25,000 contestants by texting the lyrics to “Old McDonald Had a Farm.” 48.6% of the losers misspelled “e-i-e-i-o.”
Mexican police cornered a group of drug cartel members and were videotaped knocking their teeth out. Witnesses thought it started when one thug said, “I don’ got to show you no stinkin’ bicuspids!”
FRI, SAT, SUN, October 22, 23, 24, 2010
The British ruling party cut the country’s military budget by a record 14% and the results are already starting to show. Troops in the field are now sleeping in pup refrigerator cartons.
Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson may become our first Boxing Ambassador to China. No word on whether he’ll give up his job voicing one of the Chipmonks on their annual Christmas album.
In his new movie “Hereafter,” Matt Damon is able to make contact with people who have died. He told reporters he prepared for the part by studying Mick Jagger communicating with Keith Richards.
Newly uncovered fossil evidence indicates that the ferocious t.rex dinosaurs, when faced with starvation, may have cannibalized one another -- billions of years before the earliest lawyers picked up on it.
Health insurance rejections due to pre-existing conditions have risen 50% in the past three years. Aside from illness and disease, sure turn downs include sweaty palms, excessive yawning and fear of public speaking.
Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson may become our first Boxing Ambassador to China. No word on whether he’ll give up his job voicing one of the Chipmonks on their annual Christmas album.
In his new movie “Hereafter,” Matt Damon is able to make contact with people who have died. He told reporters he prepared for the part by studying Mick Jagger communicating with Keith Richards.
Newly uncovered fossil evidence indicates that the ferocious t.rex dinosaurs, when faced with starvation, may have cannibalized one another -- billions of years before the earliest lawyers picked up on it.
Health insurance rejections due to pre-existing conditions have risen 50% in the past three years. Aside from illness and disease, sure turn downs include sweaty palms, excessive yawning and fear of public speaking.
THURSDAY, October 21, 2010
For the first time, the Army is designing uniforms specifically for women. Now our fashion savvy GI Jane will feel equally stylish on KP or shopping in the PX, or handcuffed to an MP after going AWOL with PMS.
November will see the debut of the new ABC series “Skating With the Stars.” It’s a lot like “Dancing With the Stars.” In the opener, Tonya Harding does the cha-cha on Nancy Kerrigan’s shins with a tire iron.
The Vatican newspaper has announced that the Simpsons are secret Catholics. They say Homer claimed they were “Presbylutherans” after Father Sacristy banished Bart from the altar boy program for answering in Klingon instead of Latin.
Travel agents in London are booking passengers for a 7-night all-naked cruise. They’ll sail on the maiden voyage of Cunard’s latest luxury liner, the HMS Princess Fergie wearing see-thru life jackets.
China recently staged war games in the Pacific targeting remote islands with their long-range missiles. The Pentagon says not to worry, but a deckhand on a passing trawler swears he heard shouts of “Tora! Tora! Tora!”
November will see the debut of the new ABC series “Skating With the Stars.” It’s a lot like “Dancing With the Stars.” In the opener, Tonya Harding does the cha-cha on Nancy Kerrigan’s shins with a tire iron.
The Vatican newspaper has announced that the Simpsons are secret Catholics. They say Homer claimed they were “Presbylutherans” after Father Sacristy banished Bart from the altar boy program for answering in Klingon instead of Latin.
Travel agents in London are booking passengers for a 7-night all-naked cruise. They’ll sail on the maiden voyage of Cunard’s latest luxury liner, the HMS Princess Fergie wearing see-thru life jackets.
China recently staged war games in the Pacific targeting remote islands with their long-range missiles. The Pentagon says not to worry, but a deckhand on a passing trawler swears he heard shouts of “Tora! Tora! Tora!”
WEDNESDAY, October 20, 2010
Injuries including several concussions and a life-threatening spinal fracture marred NFL games last weekend. Could be costly. Three wide receivers can’t remember the numbers of their off-shore bank accounts.
For the second straight year, there will be no Social Security cost of living increase. But the Social Security Administration may have gone too far this time. They even refused to grant Tiger Woods’ ex-wife a cost of alimony increase.
A vegetable grower in Florida has successfully grown a strain of red celery by crossing green celery with a tomato. The new variety of celery stalks not only look good, but they come in a Bloody Mary.
Under new CPR guidelines for treating sudden heart attacks, the AMA now recommends chest compressions only. Mouth-to-mouth is still allowed, but only for recreational purposes.
GOP candidate Christine O’Donnell can’t wait for Halloween. She figures millions of little girls going door-to-door dressed as witches extorting bribes from homeowners will remind voters that she’s running for the U.S. Senate.
For the second straight year, there will be no Social Security cost of living increase. But the Social Security Administration may have gone too far this time. They even refused to grant Tiger Woods’ ex-wife a cost of alimony increase.
A vegetable grower in Florida has successfully grown a strain of red celery by crossing green celery with a tomato. The new variety of celery stalks not only look good, but they come in a Bloody Mary.
Under new CPR guidelines for treating sudden heart attacks, the AMA now recommends chest compressions only. Mouth-to-mouth is still allowed, but only for recreational purposes.
GOP candidate Christine O’Donnell can’t wait for Halloween. She figures millions of little girls going door-to-door dressed as witches extorting bribes from homeowners will remind voters that she’s running for the U.S. Senate.
TUESDAY, October 19, 2010
Co-hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar walked off the set of “The View” while Bill O’Reilly was guesting. Well, uh, they didn’t exactly walk off -- Bill rubbed his Christine O’Donnell doll and poof! They disappeared.
Rampant inflation in Egypt, for years virtually unknown, has reached record levels with rates now at 11.7% and climbing. Nobody is immune. King Tut may have to move back in with mummy and daddy.
A strike by truck drivers in France has virtually shut down the French economy. The teamsters are protesting the rising cost of gasoline, replacement parts, and truck stop hookers.
Researchers are working on computer software that will dramatically slim movie and TV performers. It’s being developed by K.O. Images, Inc., a new company founded by Kirstie Alley and Oprah Winfrey.
Distancing themselves from “images of the old south,” students at the University of Mississippi replaced their mascot, Colonel Reb, with “Rebel Black Bear.” May have some problems, though. The bear is wearing a pillowcase with eye holes.
Rampant inflation in Egypt, for years virtually unknown, has reached record levels with rates now at 11.7% and climbing. Nobody is immune. King Tut may have to move back in with mummy and daddy.
A strike by truck drivers in France has virtually shut down the French economy. The teamsters are protesting the rising cost of gasoline, replacement parts, and truck stop hookers.
Researchers are working on computer software that will dramatically slim movie and TV performers. It’s being developed by K.O. Images, Inc., a new company founded by Kirstie Alley and Oprah Winfrey.
Distancing themselves from “images of the old south,” students at the University of Mississippi replaced their mascot, Colonel Reb, with “Rebel Black Bear.” May have some problems, though. The bear is wearing a pillowcase with eye holes.
MONDAY, October 18, 2010
After 14 years of drilling, workers completed a 35-mile, $10 billion tunnel through the Swiss Alps between Zurich and Milan. As the giant drill bit broke through at mid-point, officials were at a loss to explain the sudden appearance of three Chilean miners.
Chants of "Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!" echoed through St. Peter's Square as the crowd cheered the canonization of Australia’s first saint, Mary MacKillop. The 19th century nun founded “The Little Sisters of Matthew, Mark, Luke and Olivia Newton-John.”
NFL officials are looking into allegations that Bret Favre, while playing for the New York Jets, sent obscene images to a woman over the internet. Which is new for Bret -- the first time he’s ever been accused of fumbling with a zipper.
Longtime “NFL Today” commentator Brent Musberger told a journalism class that he favors performance enhancing drugs for athletes -- you know, like the three martinis he has delivered to his dressing room before going on the air.
A note stuffed in a bottle and tossed into the Florida surf floated all the way to Ireland. The note read: “Please send help! I‘m all alone and falling in love with a soccer ball!”
Chants of "Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!" echoed through St. Peter's Square as the crowd cheered the canonization of Australia’s first saint, Mary MacKillop. The 19th century nun founded “The Little Sisters of Matthew, Mark, Luke and Olivia Newton-John.”
NFL officials are looking into allegations that Bret Favre, while playing for the New York Jets, sent obscene images to a woman over the internet. Which is new for Bret -- the first time he’s ever been accused of fumbling with a zipper.
Longtime “NFL Today” commentator Brent Musberger told a journalism class that he favors performance enhancing drugs for athletes -- you know, like the three martinis he has delivered to his dressing room before going on the air.
A note stuffed in a bottle and tossed into the Florida surf floated all the way to Ireland. The note read: “Please send help! I‘m all alone and falling in love with a soccer ball!”
FRI, SAT, SUN, October 15, 16, 17, 2010
Studies show that those living under the flight paths of major airports suffer more heart problems than those who don’t. More headaches, too, if they’re the recipients of one of those blue restroom popsicles.
According to marriage records, more people worldwide married on 10-10-10 than on any other single date in history. And if current stats hold, 76.4% will be divorced by 11-11-11.
The Toronto High Court has legalized prostitution -- a relatively new career choice in Canada. Hookers first turned up there during the 1970s influx of Vietnam War draft evaders.
Wildlife researchers have discovered a new turtle species living in Mississippi mud -- which Mississippians find is such a treat to beat their feet on, they never noticed anything was living there.
Commonwealth Games Nigerian runner Damola Osayemi lost her gold medal after she tested positive for methylhexaneamine. On a brighter note, she was given Reggie Bush’s old Heisman Trophy.
According to marriage records, more people worldwide married on 10-10-10 than on any other single date in history. And if current stats hold, 76.4% will be divorced by 11-11-11.
The Toronto High Court has legalized prostitution -- a relatively new career choice in Canada. Hookers first turned up there during the 1970s influx of Vietnam War draft evaders.
Wildlife researchers have discovered a new turtle species living in Mississippi mud -- which Mississippians find is such a treat to beat their feet on, they never noticed anything was living there.
Commonwealth Games Nigerian runner Damola Osayemi lost her gold medal after she tested positive for methylhexaneamine. On a brighter note, she was given Reggie Bush’s old Heisman Trophy.
THURSDAY, October 13, 2010
A private company will soon provide sub-orbital space rides from a base in California’s Mojave Desert. The rocket was built with parts provided by contractors rejected by NASA. The new company is called “Jet Blue Knuckle.”
A biker in Michigan attempted to set a world record by riding his Harley 300 miles without using his hands. The record for riding that distance with no teeth was set by a Hells Angel in 1958.
A spokesman for the leading banks in Geneva confirmed that the record rise in gold prices is the result of wealthy investors buying up the world’s supply. Which answers the question how Mr.T can afford to hire Kobe Bryant to clean his pool.
The most expensive adult toy offered in this year’s Neiman Marcus Holiday Catalogue is a set of custom made solid gold, diamond and ruby encrusted golf clubs listed at $1 million. For an extra half mil, you can have the nine iron autographed by Tiger’s ex-wife.
An alcohol advocacy group has petitioned Congress to declare Jack Daniels’ birthday a national holiday. An alternative proposal would be to link Jack Daniels with Jim Beam and Jose Cuervo and call it “National Substance Abuse Day.”
A biker in Michigan attempted to set a world record by riding his Harley 300 miles without using his hands. The record for riding that distance with no teeth was set by a Hells Angel in 1958.
A spokesman for the leading banks in Geneva confirmed that the record rise in gold prices is the result of wealthy investors buying up the world’s supply. Which answers the question how Mr.T can afford to hire Kobe Bryant to clean his pool.
The most expensive adult toy offered in this year’s Neiman Marcus Holiday Catalogue is a set of custom made solid gold, diamond and ruby encrusted golf clubs listed at $1 million. For an extra half mil, you can have the nine iron autographed by Tiger’s ex-wife.
An alcohol advocacy group has petitioned Congress to declare Jack Daniels’ birthday a national holiday. An alternative proposal would be to link Jack Daniels with Jim Beam and Jose Cuervo and call it “National Substance Abuse Day.”
WEDNESDAY, October 13, 2010
BULLETIN! BULLETIN! BULLETIN! BULLETIN! BULLETIN! BULLETIN!
COPIAPO, CHILE -- With the whole world watching, Chilean miner Roberto Rios Seguel emerged as the first to be rescued through an escape tube as long as two Statues of Liberty laid end-to-end. On being told that during his absence Lady Gaga had taken to wearing meat, he asked rescuers to send him back down.
Google has been road testing a smart car that can drive in traffic with nobody behind the wheel. Or, as the cops in LA refer to it, “Paris Hilton’s Prius.”
In response to a rash of UFO sightings, China has officially recognized the arrival of extraterrestrials. The clincher came when a peasant reported that one of them asked him for directions to the closest P.F. Chang’s.
Dominos Pizza has announced a plan to offer breakfast items. Hopefully they’ll differ from last year’s short-lived “Good Morning Combo” -- Fruit Loops, Sugar-Frosted Flakes, Cheerios and Capt’n Crunch on an Irish Oatmeal crust.
Rampant inflation in Egypt, for years virtually unknown, has reached record levels with rates now at 11.7% and climbing. Nobody is immune. King Tut had to move to a smaller tomb.
A Mississippi judge jailed a lawyer for refusing to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Worse, he had to write 500 times on the court blackboard “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Dixie…”
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COPIAPO, CHILE -- With the whole world watching, Chilean miner Roberto Rios Seguel emerged as the first to be rescued through an escape tube as long as two Statues of Liberty laid end-to-end. On being told that during his absence Lady Gaga had taken to wearing meat, he asked rescuers to send him back down.
Google has been road testing a smart car that can drive in traffic with nobody behind the wheel. Or, as the cops in LA refer to it, “Paris Hilton’s Prius.”
In response to a rash of UFO sightings, China has officially recognized the arrival of extraterrestrials. The clincher came when a peasant reported that one of them asked him for directions to the closest P.F. Chang’s.
Dominos Pizza has announced a plan to offer breakfast items. Hopefully they’ll differ from last year’s short-lived “Good Morning Combo” -- Fruit Loops, Sugar-Frosted Flakes, Cheerios and Capt’n Crunch on an Irish Oatmeal crust.
Rampant inflation in Egypt, for years virtually unknown, has reached record levels with rates now at 11.7% and climbing. Nobody is immune. King Tut had to move to a smaller tomb.
A Mississippi judge jailed a lawyer for refusing to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Worse, he had to write 500 times on the court blackboard “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Dixie…”
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WEDNESDAY, October 13, 2010
Google has been road testing a smart car that can drive in traffic with nobody behind the wheel. Or, as the cops in LA refer to it, “Paris Hilton’s Prius.”
In response to a rash of UFO sightings, China has officially recognized the arrival of extraterrestrials. The clincher came when a peasant reported that one of them asked him for directions to the closest P.F. Chang’s.
Dominos Pizza has announced a plan to offer a breakfast pizza. Hopefully it will differ from last year’s short-lived “Good Morning Combo” -- Fruit Loops, Sugar-Frosted Flakes, Cheerios and Capt’n Crunch on an Irish Oatmeal crust.
Rampant inflation in Egypt, for years virtually unknown, has reached record levels with rates now at 11.7% and climbing. Nobody is immune. King Tut had to move to a smaller tomb.
A Mississippi judge jailed a lawyer for refusing to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Worse, he had to write 500 times on the courtroom blackboard “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Dixie…”
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In response to a rash of UFO sightings, China has officially recognized the arrival of extraterrestrials. The clincher came when a peasant reported that one of them asked him for directions to the closest P.F. Chang’s.
Dominos Pizza has announced a plan to offer a breakfast pizza. Hopefully it will differ from last year’s short-lived “Good Morning Combo” -- Fruit Loops, Sugar-Frosted Flakes, Cheerios and Capt’n Crunch on an Irish Oatmeal crust.
Rampant inflation in Egypt, for years virtually unknown, has reached record levels with rates now at 11.7% and climbing. Nobody is immune. King Tut had to move to a smaller tomb.
A Mississippi judge jailed a lawyer for refusing to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Worse, he had to write 500 times on the courtroom blackboard “I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Dixie…”
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To download THE LAUGH MAKERS to your Kindle, I-Pad, computer or other reading device for only $9.95 complete and unabridged, click on this link:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0041D9EPO
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TUESDAY, October 12, 2010
Under a new law in California, possession of marijuana is now an “infraction” punishable with a $100 fine. It’s now like a parking ticket. Don’t pay the fine, they can boot your lips.
Italian archeologists have identified what they believe are the remains of a Roman chariot driver who according to financial records earned $15 billion in today’s dollars. Mostly from endorsements of Nike -- not the shoe, the actual Greek goddess of victory.
Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin's turns 58 this week and Russians are worried. He’s been seen riding bare-chested through the mountains, swimming in a Siberian river and piloting a helicopter. Couple of vodka shooters and there’s no telling what he might do.
Bank of America has stopped foreclosing on properties worth less than the mortgage balance. Not that they care. The weeds have grown so tall, they can’t find the houses.
The New York Nicks traveled to Paris to practice and play some exhibition games. Their coaches figured that any country that reveres Jerry Lewis would appreciate their undisciplined style of play.
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Italian archeologists have identified what they believe are the remains of a Roman chariot driver who according to financial records earned $15 billion in today’s dollars. Mostly from endorsements of Nike -- not the shoe, the actual Greek goddess of victory.
Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin's turns 58 this week and Russians are worried. He’s been seen riding bare-chested through the mountains, swimming in a Siberian river and piloting a helicopter. Couple of vodka shooters and there’s no telling what he might do.
Bank of America has stopped foreclosing on properties worth less than the mortgage balance. Not that they care. The weeds have grown so tall, they can’t find the houses.
The New York Nicks traveled to Paris to practice and play some exhibition games. Their coaches figured that any country that reveres Jerry Lewis would appreciate their undisciplined style of play.
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MONDAY, October 10, 2010
Lady Gaga will endorse a new line of clothing and accessories aimed at teens. In a related story, Mattel will market the “Lady Gaga Barbie” which comes with dresses made out of the Smurfs.
In his first start since returning from serving his prison sentence for illegal dog fighting, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick suffered a rib injury. Or, as team doctors refer to it, “distemper.”
Facebook now allows users to control viewers of their posts. In other words, now you can restrict your personal data to people without a life that you already know and block total strangers who also don’t have a life.
Director George Lucas has announced that he’ll release a 3-D version of “Star Wars” and its sequels. Insiders who’ve seen clips report that Carrie Fisher’s hair looks even weirder than it did in 2-D.
Forbes Magazine named Michelle Obama the most powerful woman in the world. Oprah placed second with Lady Gaga 237th and Christine O’Donnell at 416th.
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In his first start since returning from serving his prison sentence for illegal dog fighting, Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick suffered a rib injury. Or, as team doctors refer to it, “distemper.”
Facebook now allows users to control viewers of their posts. In other words, now you can restrict your personal data to people without a life that you already know and block total strangers who also don’t have a life.
Director George Lucas has announced that he’ll release a 3-D version of “Star Wars” and its sequels. Insiders who’ve seen clips report that Carrie Fisher’s hair looks even weirder than it did in 2-D.
Forbes Magazine named Michelle Obama the most powerful woman in the world. Oprah placed second with Lady Gaga 237th and Christine O’Donnell at 416th.
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FRI, SAT, SUN, October 8, 9, 10, 2010
We now learn that Lindsay Lohan is being treated at the Betty Ford Clinic -- known among the famous and formerly-addicted as the gold standard of rehabs. You leave not only cured, but Betty pardons you.
Sears has announced a new clothing line for 2010. Wardrobe buyers at Sears appreciate the convenience. The Can’t-Bust-‘Em overalls and the tuxedos are separated by only one-floor.
Ever cost-cutting Ryanair is now seeking permission to replace co-pilots with computers. Which raises the obvious question: If the pilot should die of a sudden heart attack, could a computer point out the landmarks?
Astrologers have identified what they believe is the first planet ever discovered that is an exact duplicate of earth. In fact, planet Gliese 581g appears to be so similar to earth, they’ve already spotted three Starbucks on it.
Last week marked the 72nd anniversary of Babe Ruth’s home run he predicted for a dying boy. In a related story, fans in Cincinnati celebrated “Pete Rose Appreciation Day,” an annual event hosted by Ohio’s bookies.
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Sears has announced a new clothing line for 2010. Wardrobe buyers at Sears appreciate the convenience. The Can’t-Bust-‘Em overalls and the tuxedos are separated by only one-floor.
Ever cost-cutting Ryanair is now seeking permission to replace co-pilots with computers. Which raises the obvious question: If the pilot should die of a sudden heart attack, could a computer point out the landmarks?
Astrologers have identified what they believe is the first planet ever discovered that is an exact duplicate of earth. In fact, planet Gliese 581g appears to be so similar to earth, they’ve already spotted three Starbucks on it.
Last week marked the 72nd anniversary of Babe Ruth’s home run he predicted for a dying boy. In a related story, fans in Cincinnati celebrated “Pete Rose Appreciation Day,” an annual event hosted by Ohio’s bookies.
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THURSDAY, October 7, 2010
There’s a rumor gaining credibility in the Capital that Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden may swap jobs. Washington insiders report that Joe told Obama he’d be happy to go along with it on one condition -- that he wouldn’t have to wear those ugly, bell-bottom pants suits.
In Tennessee, firemen stood by and watched a house burn down because the owner had failed to pay a $75 monthly fee. But you really couldn’t blame them -- they were completely out of quarters for their coin-operated hose.
The United Nations has appointed its first head of the Office of Outer Space Affairs. Malaysian Mazlan Othman won the job over hundreds of applicants after she convinced the Security Council that she knows Art Bell.
The FBI sent 750 agents to San Juan Puerto Rico to arrest 70 Puerto Rican police officers implicated in a drug smuggling ring. The sting operation resulted in the largest roundup of Puerto Ricans that didn’t involve baseball.
During a speech, Barack Obama’s presidential seal inexplicably dropped off the podium. FBI forensic experts discovered evidence of a curse, but despite intense questioning were unable to crack Christine O‘Donnell‘s alibi.
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In Tennessee, firemen stood by and watched a house burn down because the owner had failed to pay a $75 monthly fee. But you really couldn’t blame them -- they were completely out of quarters for their coin-operated hose.
The United Nations has appointed its first head of the Office of Outer Space Affairs. Malaysian Mazlan Othman won the job over hundreds of applicants after she convinced the Security Council that she knows Art Bell.
The FBI sent 750 agents to San Juan Puerto Rico to arrest 70 Puerto Rican police officers implicated in a drug smuggling ring. The sting operation resulted in the largest roundup of Puerto Ricans that didn’t involve baseball.
During a speech, Barack Obama’s presidential seal inexplicably dropped off the podium. FBI forensic experts discovered evidence of a curse, but despite intense questioning were unable to crack Christine O‘Donnell‘s alibi.
________________________________
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WEDNESDAY, October 6, 2010
Police were called when a 3-year old Florida pre-schooler was caught with twenty ounces of marijuana in his backpack. Surveillance cameras show he was cultivating it in a hidden corner of the Jack-N-Jill Day Care sand box.
McDonald’s has vowed to fight San Francisco’s plan to ban the non-nutritious "Happy Meal." This could get rough. The toy that comes with it is now a tiny Smith & Wessen automatic that shoots real bullets.
CNN news anchor Rick Sanchez was fired from CNN for criticizing the network’s management. He’d been on thin ice there ever since he introduced Christianne Amanpour as “Kim Kardashian in drag.“
A Chicago thoracic surgeon has invented a bra that can be used as a gas mask during a terrorist attack. And it’s effective for all ages. It has a clasp that even a high school kid can unhook in an emergency.
The former dean at St. John’s University has been charged with using indigent students on scholarships as domestics to cook and clean her campus mansion. On a more positive note, they all had green cards.
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McDonald’s has vowed to fight San Francisco’s plan to ban the non-nutritious "Happy Meal." This could get rough. The toy that comes with it is now a tiny Smith & Wessen automatic that shoots real bullets.
CNN news anchor Rick Sanchez was fired from CNN for criticizing the network’s management. He’d been on thin ice there ever since he introduced Christianne Amanpour as “Kim Kardashian in drag.“
A Chicago thoracic surgeon has invented a bra that can be used as a gas mask during a terrorist attack. And it’s effective for all ages. It has a clasp that even a high school kid can unhook in an emergency.
The former dean at St. John’s University has been charged with using indigent students on scholarships as domestics to cook and clean her campus mansion. On a more positive note, they all had green cards.
________________________________
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TUESDAY, October 5, 2010
A man was found guilty by a Malaysian court of attempting to smuggle several endangered boa constrictors out of the country. Flight attendants became suspicious when he kept asking if any menu items in Tourist included live rats.
Delaware Sen. Candidate Christine O’Donnell may have political ambitions far beyond the U.S. Senate. This week, asked about her future plans, she told reporters, “I dream of someday winning the Oval Office and traveling the world on Broom One.”
An over-eager visitor to a Dodge City, Kansas Wild West theme park almost died after “testing” a noose used to hang cattle rustlers. In keeping with the cowboy theme, paramedics defibrilated his heart using two hot branding irons.
Southwest has purchased Air Tran in a merger they promise will improve service. It will use the planes formerly owned by Air Tran to ferry passengers back to their original destination after Southwest pilots overshoot the runway.
The AMA has a new website designed to help Americans suffering mental breakdowns during the recession. Their first advice usually is “Remove the Uncle Sam costume, the racist face paint and the tea bags hanging from your hat.”
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Delaware Sen. Candidate Christine O’Donnell may have political ambitions far beyond the U.S. Senate. This week, asked about her future plans, she told reporters, “I dream of someday winning the Oval Office and traveling the world on Broom One.”
An over-eager visitor to a Dodge City, Kansas Wild West theme park almost died after “testing” a noose used to hang cattle rustlers. In keeping with the cowboy theme, paramedics defibrilated his heart using two hot branding irons.
Southwest has purchased Air Tran in a merger they promise will improve service. It will use the planes formerly owned by Air Tran to ferry passengers back to their original destination after Southwest pilots overshoot the runway.
The AMA has a new website designed to help Americans suffering mental breakdowns during the recession. Their first advice usually is “Remove the Uncle Sam costume, the racist face paint and the tea bags hanging from your hat.”
________________________________
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MONDAY, October 4, 2010
The Justice Department has determined that Muslim terrorists are using Facebook to communicate with supporters and other terrorists. The FBI now looks for anyone on Facebook whose list of friends includes 70 virgins.
A nun serving in a convent near Paris credits prayers to Pope John Paul II for curing her Parkinson’s disease. He doctors confirm it was either the pope or the Miracle-Gro she used on the convent’s prize petunias.
Plans are underway to build a high-speed bullet train that will carry tourists from Moscow to the French Riviera. French cabbies are studying World War II documentaries to brush up on their Russian obscene hand gestures.
Having completed his prison stretch for staging illegal dog fights, Michael Vick is now Philadelphia‘s first string quarterback. His parole officer okayed the move after concluding that eagles differ enough from fighting cocks so as not to provide a temptation.
Concluding a lengthy study, researchers warn that babies whose mothers overeat during pregnancy are often prone to obesity. The AMA has condemned fast food menu items that target pregnant women such as McDonald’s “Big Mom.”
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A nun serving in a convent near Paris credits prayers to Pope John Paul II for curing her Parkinson’s disease. He doctors confirm it was either the pope or the Miracle-Gro she used on the convent’s prize petunias.
Plans are underway to build a high-speed bullet train that will carry tourists from Moscow to the French Riviera. French cabbies are studying World War II documentaries to brush up on their Russian obscene hand gestures.
Having completed his prison stretch for staging illegal dog fights, Michael Vick is now Philadelphia‘s first string quarterback. His parole officer okayed the move after concluding that eagles differ enough from fighting cocks so as not to provide a temptation.
Concluding a lengthy study, researchers warn that babies whose mothers overeat during pregnancy are often prone to obesity. The AMA has condemned fast food menu items that target pregnant women such as McDonald’s “Big Mom.”
________________________________
To download THE LAUGH MAKERS to your Kindle, I-Pad, computer or other reading device for only $9.95 complete and unabridged, click on this link:
www.amazon.com/dp/B0041D9EPO
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To order the book directly from the publisher, click on this link:
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To download a FREE AUDIO BOOK, unabridged and read by the author -- musical bridges by Barry Dugan, click on this link:
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WakiLeaks: History Declassified 2000 (Vol. One) is now available on Kindle for $2.99
Compiled from Bob's newsletter "Funnyside Up" published in 2000. This is a yuck and chuckle-filled stroll down memory lane to a time before the Bush administration had inflicted its damage -- a time before the search for WMDs and Osama bin Laden. See what we were laughing at back then, who was in the news and who had yet to enter rehab -- which NFL stars had yet to do time in the Gray Bar Hotel.
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