TUESDAY, November 9, 2010

Lindsay Lohan tells Vanity Fair Magazine that she’ll debut a new couture clothing line this fall -- “Lindsay’s Therapy Threads” will include separate outfits color-coordinated for each of the 12 steps, accessorized with a solid platinum ankle alarm bracelet from Tiffany.

In their biggest debut ever, wax statues of Lady Gaga will be unveiled simultaneously in eight Madame Tussaud’s locations throughout the world.   All will be in museums except the U.S. which will be in an Armor Star meat packing plant. 

Queen Elizabeth now has her own Facebook page.  The octogenarian monarch is really into the latest technology.  Now when she confers a knighthood, instead of tapping you with a sword, she Twitters you.

The costume worn by Darth Vader in the “Star Wars” films will be auctioned by Christies.  Interested bidders are expected to include Donald Trump who has already purchased Carrie Fisher’s hair.

Vowing to outdo Catholics in Rio, Polish Catholics erected the tallest statue of Christ the Redeemer in the world.  Next, they’ll challenge the Vatican with a portrait of The Last Supper that includes the maitre d‘.