Six-year old filly phenom Zenyatta failed to win the Breeders Cup Classic by a nose, falling short of a perfect 20-0 record before retiring. She’s headed for the glue factory, but on a brighter note -- the Super Glue factory.
In Mumbai, President Barack Obama conducted high-level talks with Indian officials on the balance of trade, import quotas, and why his MP3s aren’t downloading properly -- while the talks were monitored for quality assurance.
Sixties teeny-bop throb David Cassidy was arrested and charged with a DUI. After being booked, the cops gave him one phone call and out of habit, he called Florence Henderson.
Plans are being finalized for a long-awaited Disney theme park in Shanghai. New characters joining the familiar gang will include Mickey Mao, Peking Duck and an eighth Dwarf -- “Noodles.”
Former sportscaster and nightly poli-commentator Keith Olbermann has been canned by MSNBC. Keith had been on thin ice for quite awhile -- ever since he included Mother Teresa on his “Worst Person in the World” list.
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