Female barbers in Australia are now legally allowed to work topless. It’s proving to be popular among male customers, but costly. The barbers have to hire dental hygienists to control the drooling.
Reluctantly, Sony announced that it will no longer make the Walkman cassette recorder. It was bad enough when the Walkman started using a cane, but when he started pulling around an oxygen tank…
The oft-sued National Enquirer Magazine, successor to its muckraking predecessor Confidential, announced it will file bankruptcy -- then, purely out of habit, printed a retraction.
The Supreme Court refused to stay an execution because the chemicals in the lethal injection are imported from Europe, ruling that socialized medicine’s chemicals are usually better than ours for killing people.
The NFL is conducting hearings into Brett Favre’s unsavory off-the-field activities. When Brett testified under oath, the judge allowed him to use his own bible -- AARP Magazine.