A 23-year old British woman with 38 tattoos and 26 body piercings was insulted when a government employment clerk told her to “stand behind a wall or wear a bag over your head for interviews.” Worked out, though. She’ been hired by Jesse James as a reference library.
Officials in South Dakota are at a loss to explain the sudden influx of Pennsylvania Amish families who have relocated there. Actually, it’s perfectly explainable. Christine O’Donnell put a curse on them and suddenly they were in the middle of Bismarck. But there are indications they may have lost their religious fervor. They arrived in horse-drawn Winnebagos.
A high school student in North Carolina, expelled for wearing a nose ring, is appealing on the grounds that it’s required by her religion. But so far, school board members are just not convinced that Paul Bunyon’s bull is a legitimate god.
According to official police booking records, thirty members of the University of Florida’s football team have been arrested since 2005. Which has set a school record. More Gator gridiron greats have appeared on the wall of the post office than in the yearbook.
A research firm has developed a super-fast-growing genetic mutation of the salmon that critics call a “Frankenfish.“ May be awhile before they hit the market, though. They have to swim all the way to Transylvania to spawn.
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