Corey Pavin and Colin Montgomerie, captains of the US and British Ryder’s Cup teams, have banned their members from Tweeting during the tournament. Even worse for Tiger who must wear a specially-designed “celibacy belt” that only Corey has the key to.
A condom vending machine was installed in the San Francisco County Jail less than a month ago and already there’s been a problem. An inmate fed all of his canteen money into the machine and later tried to slingshot himself over the wall.
Workers for Southern Cal Edison excavating in an area near Los Angeles unearthed fossils that date back 1.4 million years. The age, sex and cause of death of the human samples will be determined on the new CBS fall series “CSI: Jurassic Park.”
Wal-Mart has announced that it will soon introduce “mini-stores” to be located in rural regions of the country without shopping malls. Everything will be scaled down. Greeters have already been hired from surviving “Wizard of Oz” Munchkins.
A Justice Department investigation has revealed that up to 200 FBI agents may have cheated on a recent proficiency exam. Supervisors became suspicious when they all knew the exact number of J. Edgar Hoover’s personal account at Frederick’s of Hollywood.
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