Again fueling the anti-capital punishment debate, the Supreme Court refused to halt the execution of a woman with an IQ of 71, which is classified by the medical profession “borderline mentally retarded.” Just her luck, the court uses Clarence Thomas as a guide and he’s a 70.
A 114-year-old man in Montana has applied to the Guinness Book of World Records for certification as the oldest person on the planet. He told reporters he still vividly remembers his boyhood job mowing the lawn for Andy Rooney.
In the wake of multiple sexual harassment lawsuits against its players, the NFL banned all nude posters, calendars, photos and videos from all team locker rooms. That’s the bad news. The good news is the NBA has bid $1.2 million for them.
Oliver Stone’s “Wall Street - Money Never Sleeps” starring Michael Douglas in his original role as Gordon Gecko isn’t doing the box office the studio expected. But 20th Century Fox isn’t worried. If the profits don’t pick up, Obama has promised to bail them out.
Two tourists passing through customs at the airport in Athens were questioned about six human skulls found hidden in their luggage. The bags would have slipped by if the x-ray machine hadn’t identified them as matching several well-known supermodels.
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