According to the latest tabloid reports, Tiger Woods’ next wife will be Rachel Uchitel who, according to friends, fulfills his stringent requirements -- she’s blond, has a 38-inch bust and has never heard of a nine iron.
After complaints from church members, the owner of a strip club in Ohio met with the pastor of the nearby church to work out a compromise. From now on, the strippers will wear only Vatican-approved pasties and the annual Nativity Scene will include a pole.
Mexicana Airlines has filed for bankruptcy, citing aircraft fuel prices and plummeting ticket sales. No surprise there. So far this year, their First Class meal ratings have dropped from two ears and a tail to one ear.
After civil right groups protested her use of the N-word 13 times on her show, Dr. Laura announced that she’ll be retiring from radio when her contract expires at year’s end. On the plus side, her rant was included on a hip-hop album for which she’s now receiving royalties.
Amid cheering kids from the US, Japan, Puerto Rico and Panama, the Little League World Series has begun in Williamsport, Pennsylvania. Visitors are struck by how similar its become to the major leagues. Miley Cyrus is allowed to hang out with the players.
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