Promoting a “Save the Planet” campaign, Prince Charles urged British citizens to limit their morning shower to five minutes. Seems he’s forgotten what happened when Queen Victoria ordered Brits to limit their teeth-brushing to 10 seconds.
Aging rockers the Allman Brothers have announced another tour in the fall. Those boys have been around awhile. One of them was married to Cher so many face lifts ago, last month he almost married her again -- by mistake.
The Nevada State Legislature is considering a law that designates “Ne-vah-da” as the preferred pronunciation. Probably feeling guilty about the bill they just passed that adds “$3.99 Buffet” to the state seal.
The Postal Service is seeking a rate increase they claim is necessary to offset a $1 billion monthly deficit. They list among spiraling expenses gas for delivery vans, rising air cargo costs, and 750,000 canisters of pepper spray.
Former pro wrestling exec Linda McMahon is running for Connecticut’s GOP Senate seat. Should be a rough campaign. Every time she debates, husband Vince grabs the mike and screams “Let’s get ready to RUMMMMM-BLE…”
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