In “Eat Pray Love,” Julia Roberts ditches her boyfriend to find her real soul mate and seeks guidance from a Holy Man in Bali. But things don’t look too encouraging at first -- the Holy Man keeps coming up with Lyle Lovett.
Former American League slugger Jose Canseco has signed on with the Texas League’s Laredo Broncos -- who are so grateful to have the 46-year old legend, they provided him with his own heated on-deck circle designed specifically for arthritics.
Corey Pavin, captain of the American Ryder Cup team, says he’ll invite Tiger Woods to join the team only if he snaps out of his current slump. “If the Open was any indication, right now he couldn’t win the Winona Ryder Cup.”
In a recent study of elementary school children, 70% of Texas students could not pass a rudimentary fitness test. In their defense though, they did show above-average hand-eye coordination while operating the butter pump at movie theater snack counters.
X-Box is releasing a karaoke game based on a sampling of hits from Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Broadway musicals. Finally, an excuse to sing “Memory” without being arrested for causing a public nuisance.
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