Evidence has surfaced that TSA retained thousands of negatives from airport body scanners. Officials began an investigation after an employee at LAX was videotaped selling an autographed Kim Kardashian proof set from the trunk of his car.
While talking on her cell phone, a woman in Antioch, California drove down a boat ramp into the Sacramento River. Luckily, she was using Nokia’s new “Aqua-Master 500” from Verizon so there was no interruption in service.
Internet use in Russia has increased 24% this year with 43.3 million web surfers -- prompting Microsoft’s Bill Gates to exclaim during a recent speech “Mr. Putin, tear down this firewall!”
A priest in Wisconsin was issued a cease and desist order by Best Buy for driving a Volkswagen beetle with “The God Squad” painted on it in the style of “The Geek Squad.” But not before he’d installed three home theater systems that play only “The Last Temptation of Christ.”
To save on books and paper, students entering Stanford Medical School will be issued free I-Pads. They come with a pre-programmed message that says “Take two aspirins and call me in the morning.”
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