In Julia Roberts’ new romantic comedy “Eat Pray Love,” Julia finds happiness by following the advice of a toothless guru. Plans are already underway for a sequel to be called “Eat Pray Love Get Guru Dentures.“
Olympics officials in London announced that BP will be retained as an official sponsor of the 2012 Games. There will be a change in the official logo, though -- an oil-soaked pelican perched on one of the five gold rings.
After repeated warnings, twenty-eight Turkish Airlines flight attendants were suspended without pay for exceeding company weight restrictions. Officials realized they had problem when passengers began referring to the middle aisle as “Kirstie Alley.”
Government explosive experts warn that al-Qaeda has developed a deadly bomb whose ingredients include hydrogen peroxide. Already they’re being used to arm roadside IEDRs -- Improvised Explosive Dark Roots.
Mexico’s attempt to turn soaring drug cartel murder rates into a tourist attraction seems to be paying off. Religious pilgrims are flocking to worship at the statue of Our Lady of Guadelupe in Mexico City’s new Plaza de Flack Jacket.
New medical data shows that baseball great Lou Gehrig may not have died from Lou Gehrig’s Disease, but from numerous brain concussions sustained on the field. In a related study, researchers now believe that Elvis may have succumbed to an overdose of deep fried peanut butter sandwiches.
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