French scientists recently determined that champagne should be poured down the side of the glass like beer to preserve its flavor and effervescence. Watch for a new ad slogan: “It’s Dom Perignon time!”
According to a report issued by the U.S. Inspector General, there are now 854,000 employees of the federal government who have been issued a top-secret intelligence clearance. As for actual intelligence, estimates range between 57 and 73 -- and 24 of those are “iffy.”
A Swedish motorist driving a Mercedes SLS AMG was fined $1 million, believed to be the largest fine ever assessed, for being clocked at 180 miles per hour. But it gets even worse -- he also owed $127 in unpaid parking tickets.
During the past two years, according to the FAA, the U.S. airline industry has lost 56,000 employees -- 38% were laid off, 27 % retired, and 65% disappeared down the emergency escape chute.
California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has a role in the weekend’s box office winner “The Expendables.” Not to be confused with the sequel in which he’ll play an over-the-hill super-hero with incontinence issues called “The Depenables.”
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